Dear Members of FC Chelsea Neukölln,

what a season. Truly incredible.

Twenty-three games unbeaten. Twenty wins. Sixty-three points. A gigantic lead at the top.

People are saying this is the greatest turnaround in club history. And honestly? They may be right.

But before I say anything else, I want to thank a very special man:

Rudy Giuliani.

Rudy did a tremendous job leading the investigation commission. Tough guy. Smart guy. A real fighter.

But Rudy has been dealing with health issues, and now he needs rest and recovery. So we wish him a very fast and very strong recovery.

Nobody fights harder than Rudy.

Moving forward, Elon Musk will oversee all internal security and anti-Kalle protection measures. Full integration. Very advanced systems. The best systems.

And now — Massimo de Luca.

Massimo will remain in the monastery in Italy for the time being.A beautiful monastery. Very peaceful. Incredible walls.

And honestly? There’s a chance Massimo becomes a monk. People are talking about it. Serious people.

He’s reflecting. Growing spiritually. Becoming stronger.

Very classy, actually.

Meanwhile, crooked Kalle is once again trying to take credit for success he had absolutely nothing to do with.

Let me remind everybody:

This is already the 12th season since Massimo de Luca removed Kalle from power.

Twelve seasons.

And now suddenly Kalle wants people to believe THIS success belongs to him?

Ridiculous.

Nobody believes it.

Kalle created chaos, weakness, confusion. I created winning.

Very simple.

Tin Daw scoring goals? Trump leadership. Twenty-three games unbeaten? Trump leadership. Seventeen points clear? Trump leadership. Trump leadership is producing Trump mentality.

Everything you are seeing right now exists because I rebuilt this club from a disaster into a machine.

A beautiful machine. A machine so beautiful no human has ever created before.

And the fake stories, the investigations, the finger-counting nonsense — all of it failed.

Because winning defeats everything.

Now we continue.

Stronger than ever. More united than ever. And very soon — back in the 1st League, where we belong.

Thank you for your loyalty. Thank you for believing. And thank God for this tremendous season.

Very strongly,

President Trump
FC Chelsea Neukölln